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These are some lies we made up about Shamrock.
An ET from Mars can often be seen trying to find a glove beside a parked Buick in a Shamrock parking lot after midnight.
A sizeable frightening monster may be perceived repeatedly in a Shamrock area store, strolling the aisles.
A gargantuan gopher is now and then observed going mad in Central Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from the cosmos has been made out on one or two instances sitting at the dining table in a Shamrock home tossing chunks of concrete.
A lady hauling her head next to her arm may every so often be made out enjoying the panorama at Blakemore Dam at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the people here allege this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Shamrock many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Shamrock
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Ghost Sightings From Shamrock
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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