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These are some lies we made up about Sebastian.
A beheaded gentleman has regularly been witnessed coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
Christopher Columbus is frequently distinguished pushing orbs around in Las Palomas Wildlife Management Area - Frederick Unit at midnight.
A space man from planet Venus is known to have been observed on one or two occasions staring over North Floodway on a dark night.
An extremely large oryx can repeatedly be distinguished having a seat in a beanbag in a building near Sebastian.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has now and then been distinguished at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing Buick on a dark highway close to Sebastian.
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Ghost Sightings From Sebastian
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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