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These are some lies we made up about Seagoville.
An extraterrestrial from another world is sometimes spotted trying on clothes in a Seagoville house.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer has purportedly been noticed on a few instances in Beardon Park before sunrise looking creepy.
An martian vacationer from space can every now and then be witnessed scrambling out of a storm drain on a Seagoville lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a dispossessed man has regularly been seen at Lake Number Nine Dam after midnight taking in the panorama.
Christopher Columbus is frequently made out in the middle of Cottonwood Creek going bananas.
A space invader from Pluto has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions playing a piece of music on a flute in a Seagoville flat.
An ET from another solar system may repeatedly be observed in a Seagoville school very late at night marching the hallways.
A scary being can be perceived often in Cedar Hill State Park outside
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the ranger station trying to find a picture.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship is now and then made out in a mirror in a Seagoville apartment; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
A huge ground hog can from time to time be made out trying to locate a bag by a parked truck in a Seagoville parking lot on a dark night.
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ghost of a man outfitted as a car mechanic was distinguished talking into the thin air in the early morning hours before sunrise by a vending machine in Seagoville. This exact ghost has been spotted very often in this place.
An alien voyager from another galaxy materialized relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Seagoville flat trying to find someone.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy came into sight striding through a building in Seagoville.
A massive hartebeest was perceived riding on a horse down a road near Seagoville.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was made out at a coin operated phone in Seagoville using the phone.
A massive chimpanzee has frequently been perceived marching through a Seagoville area churchyard.
Goldilocks is repeatedly spotted twinkling a light by a wild road in the vicinity of Seagoville on a dark night.
An alien vacationer from deep space has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions hanging out in an empty home in Seagoville.
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man from outer space may repeatedly be made out standing by a deserted road near Seagoville.
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Ghost Sightings From Seagoville
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Ghost Sightings From Seagoville
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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