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These are some lies we made up about Seadrift.
The spirit of a gentleman with satanic symbols etched into his back can frequently be spotted in Swan Point Park before sunrise hauling a headbone.
The ghost of a train driver may be noticed over and over again by an old man hunting in a forest outside Seadrift. Some of the locals assert this ghost loves frightening unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Seadrift.
The spirit of a badly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion has sometimes been distinguished floating by on East Coloma Creek late at night. If you listen to the locals, this spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Seadrift in the past. Regardless of what, it sure is a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a young lady with a rope around her neck is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions staring down into the water at Bendewald Point late at night. According to what the residents say, this ghost may very
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well be a famous yesteryear local of Seadrift. No matter what people say, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you do not want to meet at midnight.
A colossal wolf can every so often be noticed sitting on a sofa in a mobile home in Seadrift.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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