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These are some lies we made up about Seabrook.
Napoleon Bonaparte may regularly be distinguished by Red Bluff thinking.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg chopped off can be witnessed often terrifying people in the center of Armand Bayou. Regardless of what people utter, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A soldier's outfit strolling around devoid of a body in it has now and then been perceived in Armand Bayou Park at midnight pulling a body through some bushes. One of the people who live here strongly alleges that this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Seabrook long ago.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is every so often seen walking a Sheepdog late in the night on a murky Seabrook residential road.
A gargantuan waterbuck may sometimes be witnessed peeping through residence windows in Seabrook late in the night.
A giant hog has regularly been perceived going through trash container on a Seabrook
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residential street.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is often noticed on a Seabrook street in the early morning hours.
A gigantic kid may repeatedly be spotted excavating a gap in Bulkhead Reef late in the night.
A space man can be made out over and over again suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Seabrook.
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giant porcupine is occasionally witnessed at Galveston Bay after midnight looking down into the water.
A giant warthog has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances gazing at a man sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Seabrook.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can once in a while be made out having a burger in Brazos Bend State Park at the park headquarters.
A space man from planet Mercury was distinguished smoking a cigar in Big Thicket National Preserve near the park headquarters.
A space alien from another solar system became visible in a supermarket in the Seabrook area.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared trying on a shirt in a Seabrook apartment.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy was spotted nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Seabrook.
An ET from outer space has often been noticed playing a melody on a flute in a Seabrook apartment.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady is regularly made out in a mirror in a Seabrook house; the
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spirit was only detectable in the mirror. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unlikable phantom that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Seabrook
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Ghost Sightings From Seabrook
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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