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These are some lies we made up about Savoy.
The spirit of a street bum has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions looking at the surroundings at Klose Lake Dam after midnight.
An ET from planet Mercury can once in a while be witnessed shuffling orbs about in Blanton Creek.
An alien from outer space was observed in a wild zone in the neighborhood of Savoy.
The phantom of a youthful female covered in blood came into sight spitting at passing cars by the side of a gloomy road outside Savoy. The ghost mentioned revenging an assassination.
A massive canary was seen yelling at the eye witness to stay away in Bonham State Park near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Savoy
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Ghost Sightings From Savoy
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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