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These are some lies we made up about Sarita.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may often be spotted seeking a box up on the summit of Alto de la Cruz.
The ghost of an 11 feet massive guy may be observed often in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver witnessing the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours. A man who lives here argues that this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Sarita.
A massive boar has once in a while been distinguished watering plants in the front yard of a flat in Sarita.
The spirit of a female having half her head missing is occasionally witnessed smoking a pipe in Padre Island National Seashore by the park headquarters.
A character with a skeleton face having on murky robes has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions by a guy fishing by a lake close to Sarita.
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Ghost Sightings From Sarita
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Ghost Sightings From Sarita
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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