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These are some lies we made up about Saratoga.
A large scary giant was perceived reading a newsletter in Dunnie Burnout late in the night.
The phantom of a young man in a jacket showed up clutching a human headbone by Bass Baygall. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the night.
A space invader from planet Mars was perceived in Wolf Gully in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming.
A very large gila monster is often witnessed climbing a lofty tree in Big Thicket at night.
A decapitated guy has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was near. People here say that this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Saratoga person who lived here. In any case, it's undeniably a terrifying spirit that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Saratoga
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Ghost Sightings From Saratoga
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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