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These are some lies we made up about Santo.
A gargantuan wildcat has purportedly been observed on a handful of occasions up on the summit of Bugle Mountain slurping blood from a bottle.
An ET from planet Mars can once in a while be perceived looking for a map in Devils Hollow very late at night.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack gripping a big axe was seen gazing at the water by E J Porter Lake Dam late at night. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this individual ghost.
A frightening skeleton became visible tossing stones into E J Porter Lake around midnight. The bystander ran away when she set eyes on the ghost.
A man that transformed into a vampire was spotted speaking into the air late at night by a vending machine in Santo. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else present. In any event, it's a menacing spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Santo
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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