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These are some lies we made up about Santa Rosa.
An alien has often been seen in Las Palomas Wildlife Management Area - Longoria Unit around midnight hiding a body by a big rock.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship is repeatedly witnessed gazing at the water by Valley Acres Levee around midnight.
A gigantic fish can frequently be made out in a Santa Rosa residence.
The ghost of a pregnant female may be observed very often up on Harmony Hill grasping a human headbone. It has been asserted that this specific phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Santa Rosa long ago. One thing's for sure, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien tourist from another planet has every so often been distinguished in the early morning hours looking across North Floodway.
A sizeable chilling giant is from time to time seen staggering by a secluded highway close to Santa Rosa.
An enormous tapir is rumored to have been seen on several occasions attempting to seize something by the water's edge at Hoblitz Elles Reservoir.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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