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I got up in the middle of the night and went to the rest room when I got to the door to open it I heard the shower running so I opened the door and turned the light on I seen what appeared to be a women with rope burns around her neck when she had seen me she had vanished.
Submitted by Leo Herzik
Categories: ghost, lady, bathroom
These are some lies we made up about Santa Fe.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be distinguished hanging in the air like a blimp in Santa Fe.
An alien voyager from space can be perceived time and again staring by Benson Bayou.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has now and then been noticed in a shoe store in the Santa Fe area.
The Wizard of Oz is now and then perceived burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Bobby Beach Park late in the night.
An extremely large cow can once in a while be witnessed trying on a hat in a Santa Fe house.
An alien from the cosmos has often been perceived poking around
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in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Santa Fe.
A massive duckbill is regularly seen musicalizing on a xylophone in a Santa Fe apartment.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship may frequently be distinguished in Brazos Bend State Park right by the ranger station looking irritably at the observer.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can
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be noticed repeatedly in a Santa Fe secondary school before dawn staggering the halls.
A big terrifying spirit is every so often perceived in a residence in the vicinity of Santa Fe. People here declare that this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Santa Fe local person.
A gargantuan lamb has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions in a Santa Fe area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
An extremely large lizard may once in a while be noticed devastating a hat around midnight on a park bench in Santa Fe.
A giant armadillo was observed seated at a coffee table in a Santa Fe trailer looking for a glove.
An alien tourist from the cosmos was perceived being carried by a pony by a road in the neighborhood of Santa Fe.
The spirit of a tied up guy was seen marching through a mobile home near Santa Fe. The phantom mumbled about revenging a slaying. No matter what folks articulate, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A massive mink has regularly been spotted in a phone booth
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in Santa Fe talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Santa Fe
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Ghost Sightings From Santa Fe
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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