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These are some lies we made up about San Benito.
The Gingerbread Man has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions in the middle of Little Creek trying to say something.
A female form can occasionally be observed standing by a wild road next to San Benito.
An ET was noticed riding on a bicycle on a murky road next to San Benito.
An alien explorer from the cosmos appeared covering a body by a sizeable rock in Botts Park at night.
The spirit of a gentleman holding a sword was observed yelling people's names on the shore of Cullen-Thompson Reservoir. The spirit talked about avenging an assassination.
The ghost of a lady with the sign of the devil etched into her head showed up in a San Benito house. The observer freaked out and ran away.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nose was seen strolling down a secluded highway close to San Benito. The phantom didn't seem to be troubled by the eye witnesses. Residents who have made out this ghost declare
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this ghost enjoys terrifying people who come trying to locate ghosts in San Benito. One thing's for certain, it certainly is a scary ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a bound up lady was seen staring irritably at the observer at Abbott Dam late in the night. When the ghost was observed
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it disappeared into the thin air. Nevertheless, this spirit certainly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan crocodile is repeatedly noticed seated on a bench in a building in the neighborhood of San Benito.
An ET from another solar system has supposedly been perceived on a few instances very late at night running after a passing car on a murky highway outside San Benito.
A gigantic duckbill may frequently be witnessed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft may be spotted repeatedly by a lady hunting in a forest close to San Benito.
A lady with the head of a goblin has once in a while been perceived seated in a chair in a trailer in San Benito.
An alien traveler from deep space is once in a while distinguished walking from house to house in the early morning hours on a San Benito street.
An ET from planet Venus has been said to have been observed
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on a handful of occasions searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a San Benito trailer at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From San Benito
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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