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These are some lies we made up about San Angelo.
The ghost of a tied up woman is once in a while made out guzzling water from Sulphur Springs very late at night.
A female with the head of a beast can once in a while be perceived verbalizing into the thin air in the middle of North Concho River.
A Tyrannosaurus has frequently been seen in Red Arroyo before dawn reading a newsletter.
The ghost of a guy having half his head not there has supposedly been made out on several occasions looking at the vista at Bell Street Dam at night.
A beheaded woman may repeatedly be spotted in Angelo State Multipurpose Sports Complex on a dark night covering a cadaver by a big boulder. Lots of local residents argue this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in San Angelo.
The ghost of a twelve foot high massive person can be perceived over and over again hanging out in an empty dwelling in San Angelo. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost
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claim this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten San Angelo resident. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The spirit of a lady with half her head lost has sometimes been noticed mounted on a motorbike on a murky road near San Angelo.
A space invader from another galaxy
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is every now and then made out in a mobile home in San Angelo.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft may from time to time be perceived in a San Angelo residence.
A giant cony was noticed fly fishing from the shore of Lake Nasworthy around midnight.
A body with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes was seen on the peak of Nasworthy Hill late at night surveying the landscape. Further people in close proximity have had identical experiences with a very similar ghost.
A drifting ghost showed up down near the water at Pulliam Point calling names of people. This is one of those spirits that is noticed very frequently nearby. A local man claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through San Angelo long ago.
An martian vacationer from another planet was witnessed by Red Slough pointing at the onlooker.
The ghost of a plane pilot has often been spotted coming into sight in a closet mirror. One thing is for sure, it's undoubtedly a creepy spirit that
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should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From San Angelo
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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