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An ET may regularly be spotted hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water at Gyp Creek late at night.
An martian traveler from outer space can be seen often pacing through a building in Rule.
A huge gnu has once in a while been made out riding on a mare along a road next to Rule.
A pitch black cockroach that shape-shifted into a lady is from time to time observed strolling through a house near Rule. Anyway, it is unquestionably a scary spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
Ferdinand Magellan may every now and then be seen at a public phone in Rule talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Rule
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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