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These are some lies we made up about Royse City.
An martian traveler from another planet can be spotted often at Bois d'Arc Creek in the early morning hours throwing rocks into the flowing water.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has every so often been spotted in Bulldog Stadium at night rearranging orbs about. Locals here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the tranquility in Royse City.
A very large zebu is every so often distinguished looking at the water by Boyd Lake Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from Venus may once in a while be perceived in a Royse City school after midnight striding the halls.
A colossal cow was noticed in a mirror in a Royse City house; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a pregnant lady materialized trying to find a bag under a parked Ford in a Royse City parking lot after midnight. Shocked by the witnesses the phantom
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departed into the dark. Folks declare that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Royse City in the past.
An alien from outer space was observed tossing stones on a dark night by a vending machine in Royse City.
An enormous sheep came into sight striding through an apartment in Royse City.
A space man was
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observed annihilating a book outside Bonham State Park.
The phantom of a young-looking man having on a jacket was distinguished riding on a pony down a road in close proximity to Royse City. When observed the phantom came up to the bystander who then ran away. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An martian tourist from another planet has often been observed at a public phone in Royse City using the telephone.
A very large aardvark is repeatedly observed gulping soda pop next to a wild highway in close proximity to Royse City in the early morning hours.
A space alien from Mars can regularly be observed hanging out in a deserted structure in Royse City.
A huge eland may be seen often standing by a wild highway close to Royse City.
A cyclop has every now and then been perceived in a house in Royse City.
An enormous fox is every so often observed in a Royse City trailer.
A large menacing ogre has been perceived on frequent occasions staggering by the side of
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a deserted road near Royse City.
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Ghost Sightings From Royse City
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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