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These are some lies we made up about Rowlett.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship can be noticed repeatedly in Ablon Park in the early morning hours hurling rocks.
The ghost of a young cowboy has now and then been seen piling bricks at Lupton Lake Dam late at night.
An enormous badger is occasionally made out in a secluded place close to Rowlett.
A space invader from Saturn has purportedly been seen on frequent instances hovering down a gloomy road close to Rowlett.
The ghost of a zinc-miner may from time to time be noticed posting a package at a Rowlett post office.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has repeatedly been made out downing gas from a gas pump at a fuel station in Rowlett.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a car mechanic is frequently distinguished flinging bricks into the flow at Brockway Branch late in the night. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to bump into.
A big scary beast
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has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions walking a German Shepherd on a dark night on a gloomy Rowlett avenue.
An extraterrestrial may be perceived over and over again holding a human cranium next to Spring Creek Springs before dawn.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has occasionally been distinguished peeping
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through apartment windows in Rowlett at night.
A space man from space is from time to time spotted in Cedar Hill State Park by the ranger station looking.
The ghost of a guy in a police force uniform has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions watching shows in a Rowlett living room late in the night.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a large white mustache was seen on a Rowlett residential street on a dark night. The appearance of the eye witness startled the spirit who then disappeared.
The phantom of a man having on soldier's attire emerged staring at a guy slumbering on a futon in a house in Rowlett. The witness got scared and ran away.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen in a hardware store in the Rowlett vicinity.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was noticed trying on a jacket in a Rowlett mobile home. The ghost reacted to the watcher.
An ET from planet Mars has repeatedly been noticed crawling out of a manhole on a
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Rowlett residential road on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Rowlett
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Ghost Sightings From Rowlett
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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