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These are some lies we made up about Rosharon.
The Wizard of Oz was spotted smoking a pipe at Archer Lake Levee before sunrise.
A gigantic dog has frequently been made out reading a tabloid by Bonner Slough.
A massive puma is regularly witnessed by Hayes Creek gripping a skull.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions being carried by a bicycle on a dark road in the neighborhood of Rosharon. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Rosharon before the present. No matter what people exclaim, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
A very large alligator can repeatedly be made out in a mobile home in Rosharon.
A woman with a machete in her head can be noticed frequently by Brazos Bend State Park struggling to capture something. A lot of people who live here declare this ghost could be a well-known former time local of Rosharon.
The
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spirit of a young Indian combatant has once in a while been made out in a Rosharon house.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is known to have been noticed on many occasions becoming visible in a mirror.
A gargantuan lovebird can occasionally be observed on a dark night chasing a passing Chevy on a dark highway in close proximity
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to Rosharon.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a large axe has regularly been witnessed trimming bushes in the side garden of a mobile home in Rosharon. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that is rather not upset.
A sphinx is regularly witnessed by an old woman hunting in a forest in close proximity to Rosharon.
An extremely large ermine has been said to have been noticed on several instances seated on a stool in a building in Rosharon.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Barbarian can frequently be spotted wandering from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Rosharon lane. Locals here who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Rosharon.
An alien from Venus can be spotted often searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Rosharon residence around midnight.
A space man from deep space has occasionally been distinguished resting at a coffee table in a Rosharon residence.
A guy that
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shifted shape into a vampire is every so often seen looking at people in a Rosharon apartment through a door crack. Well, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you don't want to meet on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Rosharon
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Ghost Sightings From Rosharon
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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