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A space invader from space was made out struggling to exclaim something underneath a streetlight in Rosenberg.
A female in flames, carrying a kerosene tank was observed wandering from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Rosenberg residential street. The eye witness ran away when she witnessed the ghost. A local resident asserts that this ghost may well be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Rosenberg.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted going through a closet in the bedroom of a Rosenberg residence late at night.
The Wizard of Oz has repeatedly been distinguished gazing at people in a Rosenberg trailer through a window.
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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