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These are some lies we made up about Rosenberg.
The phantom of a hobo is regularly made out strolling through a residence in the vicinity of Rosenberg. Lots of residents assert this spirit gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Rosenberg.
A space man has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions in Brazos Park before sunrise appearing chilling.
A gigantic snake can often be seen at a coin operated phone in Rosenberg using the telephone.
A gargantuan musk-ox may be spotted often up on the peak of Huntington Mound going mad.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has once in a while been spotted mid stream in Bessies Creek scooping out a crater.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress has supposedly been observed on many occasions striding through a Rosenberg neighborhood cemetery. Folks who have made out this spirit say this spirit likes scaring unwise people who come looking for spirits in Rosenberg.
An extraterrestrial from deep
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space may sometimes be observed demolishing a hat outside Brazos Bend State Park.
A gigantic burro is frequently observed drinking blood from a bottle along a desolate road next to Rosenberg very late at night.
A space invader has been witnessed on a few instances spending time in a deserted building in Rosenberg.
An extremely
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large chameleon may often be noticed traveling on a scooter on a shadowy highway next to Rosenberg.
A Pteranodon may be made out time and again in a Rosenberg apartment.
A man with a big hole through his torso has sometimes been seen appearing in a closet mirror. Whatever folks express, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
A woman's body having a bat's head is now and then perceived very late at night pursuing a passing truck on a shady highway near Rosenberg.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has been observed on several occasions in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
An enormous platypus was witnessed pulling up weeds in the garden of a home in Rosenberg.
A man having the head of a demon came into view having a seat on the floor in a mobile home in Rosenberg. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a few other stories of this particular
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Ghost Sightings From Rosenberg
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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