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These are some lies we made up about Rocksprings.
A glowing human person can now and then be seen in a mirror in a Rocksprings mobile home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror. In any event, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian traveler from another solar system has repeatedly been observed in a building near Rocksprings.
The spirit of a young guy in a coat is regularly made out seeking a man in Kickapoo Cavern State Park outside the park headquarters. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be avoided.
A headless gentleman is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances in a Rocksprings area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
An enormous rabbit can frequently be distinguished gazing in Amistad National Recreation Area near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Rocksprings
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Ghost Sightings From Rocksprings
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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