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These are some lies we made up about Rochester.
The ghost of a train driver is often perceived pulling a dead body through some bushes in Weinert Oil Field after midnight.
A lady lacking a head has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances trying on socks in a Rochester mobile home. Residents who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Rochester.
An alien vacationer from space may regularly be spotted snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Rochester.
A massive ferret has every so often been distinguished performing a song on a harp in a Rochester house.
A space alien from another galaxy is sometimes spotted in a mirror in a Rochester residence; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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