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These are some lies we made up about Roby.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been made out by Alkali Creek looking.
A gargantuan kangaroo is every now and then made out by Gober Lake Dam at midnight staring at the water.
Leonardo da Vinci has purportedly been distinguished on several instances on a Roby avenue late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft may from time to time be seen looking at a man snoozing on a mattress in a home in Roby.
A gargantuan alligator has regularly been observed in an autopart store in the Roby neighborhood.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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