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An ET from the cosmos was witnessed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Robstown mobile home.
An Icthyosaurus has frequently been observed gazing at people in a Robstown building through a window.
The ghost of a bum is regularly perceived in a secluded location near Robstown.
The ghost of an elderly witch is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions sending an envelope at a Robstown post office. It's been argued that this particular ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Robstown some time ago.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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