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These are some lies we made up about Robstown.
A massive budgerigar has now and then been noticed very late at night floating down on Agua Dulce Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman in a police uniform is every so often distinguished shuffling orbs around by a wild highway near Robstown around midnight. People here assert that this ghost could be a celebrated days gone by resident of Robstown.
The ghost of an elderly man with a big white beard has been witnessed on a small number of occasions pulling a dead body across the ground in Bauer Road Park after midnight.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head may every now and then be made out standing by a wild road near Robstown. Anyway, this is a hostile ghost that you don't want to meet around midnight.
Ferdinand Magellan has frequently been observed in a house in Robstown.
A space invader from deep space is frequently distinguished throwing rocks quite near the entrance to Lake Corpus Christi State Park.
The ghost of a woman
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with a bag strapped around her head has allegedly been spotted on many instances in a Robstown mobile home.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be distinguished in Padre Island National Seashore at the park headquarters annihilating a map.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy has once
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in a while been perceived walking down a secluded road next to Robstown.
A space invader from the cosmos is every so often perceived coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
A moderately transparent guy outfitted as the skipper of a liner has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions taking a rest on a couch in a building outside Robstown.
A sizeable scary ghost can now and then be witnessed in the early morning hours pursuing a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway near Robstown. A local person alleges that this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Robstown.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship was observed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight.
An martian tourist from deep space materialized by a lady canoeing in a river close to Robstown.
A gargantuan cheetah was noticed taking a rest on a couch in a home in Robstown.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman wearing a confederate uniform became visible
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striding from home to home before dawn on a Robstown road. There have been additional stories regarding this ghost in the area. Some of the people here argue this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Robstown local resident. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Robstown
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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