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These are some lies we made up about Roanoke.
A woman in flames, clutching a fuel container is every now and then made out on a Roanoke road very late at night.
A sizeable chilling dragon is known to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in Roanoke.
An ET from planet Mars has often been observed screaming in Cade Branch.
A colossal gila monster is frequently perceived gazing at a person sleeping on a mattress in a flat in Roanoke.
The spirit of a farmer in a worn straw hat is known to have been witnessed on many instances looking down into the water at Bolo Point in the early morning hours. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying spirit that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from another planet may be seen repeatedly in Carroll Middle School Football Field and Track in the early morning hours before sunrise pondering.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft is now and then witnessed at Buchannan Lake Dam around
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midnight pushing orbs around.
Aristotle is known to have been perceived on numerous instances trying on clothes in a Roanoke mobile home.
A space alien from Pluto may from time to time be seen ascending out from a drain hole on a Roanoke residential street very late at night.
An extremely large ground hog was observed snooping
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in mailboxes late in the night in Roanoke.
A space invader from another world was seen in a Roanoke school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the corridors.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object materialized heaving bricks near Cedar Hill State Park.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy was noticed in a mirror in a Roanoke residence; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot was perceived in a residence close to Roanoke. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the air.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-splattered wedding gown has repeatedly been made out trying to locate a glove beside a parked Pontiac in a Roanoke parking lot at night. In any case, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is regularly spotted in a Roanoke area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
A woman with a bottle-green face has supposedly
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been observed on several occasions smoking a pipe before dawn on a lawn in Roanoke.
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Ghost Sightings From Roanoke
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Ghost Sightings From Roanoke
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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