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These are some lies we made up about Rio Vista.
A Chupacabra is once in a while noticed pulling a dead body from the cold water of Buffalo Creek on a dark night.
An martian traveler from another galaxy has been said to have been seen on one or two instances looking at the vista at Lake Pat Cleburne Dam late in the night.
A moderately rotten human cadaver can occasionally be made out hurling bricks into Lake Pat Cleburne late in the night. If you listen to what the local residents declare, this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Rio Vista before the present.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was perceived up on Brushy Knob reading a newspaper.
An extraterrestrial from deep space became visible dispatching an envelope at a Rio Vista post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Rio Vista
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Ghost Sightings From Rio Vista
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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