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These are some lies we made up about Richmond.
The ghost of a guy sporting a law enforcement outfit came into sight conversing into the air as if somebody besides was in attendance. When witnessed the ghost came close to the witness who then escaped.
The spirit of an aged man with a huge white mustache was observed floating down on Jones Creek late in the night. This exact ghost has been perceived frequently in this zone. Some of those who live here assert this spirit is most likely the undead spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Richmond.
The alien captain of a flying saucer materialized walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours on a dark Richmond residential street.
An martian traveler from another planet was noticed staring at the sight from the pinnacle of Oak Hill late at night.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head was noticed staring through apartment windows in Richmond on a dark night. Other accounts of this ghost have been reported. If you listen
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to the residents, this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Richmond resident.
An ET from another world has often been witnessed in Austin High School Baseball Field very late at night burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
A medieval knight's armor with no person inside is regularly seen checking out Red Gully in detail very
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late at night.
An alien has been spotted on numerous instances watching movies in a Richmond living room before sunrise.
A colossal chamois may repeatedly be seen crying out people's names in Brazos Bend State Park by the ranger station.
A gargantuan panda can be spotted frequently browsing through garbage cans on a Richmond street.
A huge pig has once in a while been noticed on a Richmond residential street in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space is sometimes made out suspended in the air like a balloon in Richmond.
Rapunzel may sometimes be observed in a grocery store in the Richmond neighborhood.
A gargantuan cow has frequently been noticed creeping out of a storm drain on a Richmond street after midnight.
The phantom of a lady with a sack bound around her head has purportedly been observed on many instances nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Richmond. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An enormous sheep may be made
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out frequently playing a piece of music on a guitar in a Richmond apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Richmond
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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