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These are some lies we made up about Rhome.
An Iguanodon can frequently be noticed snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Rhome.
An extremely large ibex has now and then been made out annihilating a picture by Blue Creek.
The menacing ghost of a Viking is occasionally distinguished trying to find a bag at Elna Reservoir Dam late at night.
A gigantic polar bear may every so often be spotted in a Rhome secondary school at the stroke of midnight striding the hallways.
Alexander the Great was seen hiding a cadaver by a big rock in Yellowjacket Stadium before sunrise.
An alien traveler from another planet came into view in a mirror in a Rhome house; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
A massive dormouse was made out seeking a box underneath a parked pickup in a Rhome parking lot late in the night.
Bigfoot showed up trying to locate a person at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Rhome.
A space alien from another planet was spotted resting at the kitchen
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counter in a Rhome mobile home weeping.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire was witnessed marching through a flat in Rhome. Many folks in close proximity have had equivalent occurrences with a similar ghost. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Rhome
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Ghost Sightings From Rhome
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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