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These are some lies we made up about Raywood.
A space alien can now and then be perceived taking in the view at George W Maxwell Levee late at night.
The ghost of an eleven feet enormous guy was perceived at Long Island Creek on a dark night chucking stones into the flow. The onlooker got freaked out and fled.
A very large wombat was seen struggling to dump a body in Daisetta Swamp at midnight.
The ghost of a teen girl showed up hanging out in a deserted dwelling in Raywood. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the onlookers.
An enormous crow was observed at the stroke of midnight hovering over Long Island Cove.
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Ghost Sightings From Raywood
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Ghost Sightings From Raywood
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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