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These are some lies we made up about Raymondville.
A very large lamb has regularly been spotted hitch-hiking in the middle of a dark highway in close proximity to Raymondville.
A space invader from outer space is frequently witnessed mailing a container at a Raymondville post office.
A gargantuan reindeer has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances verbalizing into the night as if someone else was near.
The ghost of a civil war soldier can often be perceived peeping through flat windows in Raymondville at night. A number of of those who live here declare this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Raymondville many years ago. In any case, it's a menacing phantom that should be kept away from.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed repeatedly watching movies in a Raymondville living room before dawn.
An martian tourist from the cosmos has occasionally been noticed searching through trash container on a Raymondville
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lane.
The Loch Ness Monster is once in a while distinguished on a Raymondville residential road very late at night.
A massive badger is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances hanging in the air like a cloud in Raymondville.
A big creepy monster may from time to time be perceived staring at an old man sleeping on
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a couch in a house in Raymondville.
The spirit of a terribly charred female was observed trying on a shirt in a Raymondville apartment. The ghost waved to the viewer. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a menacing spirit that is better not interrupted.
An ET from space came into sight climbing out of a drain hole on a Raymondville residential road after midnight.
The ghost of a train driver was perceived nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Raymondville. The ghost was consumed by the air after being witnessed.
A space man came into view performing a tune on an accordion in a Raymondville trailer.
An martian voyager from outer space was witnessed in a Raymondville school on a dark night wandering the halls.
An enormous musk deer was noticed in a mirror in a Raymondville residence; the phantom was only noticeable in the mirror.
A lady without a head has repeatedly been perceived in a flat in close proximity to Raymondville. If you talk to the residents,
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this spirit is possibly the undeparted spirit of a person who used to live here in Raymondville.
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Ghost Sightings From Raymondville
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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