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These are some lies we made up about Ratcliff.
A space alien from deep space has from time to time been noticed by Ratcliff Dam late at night staring at the water.
An ET is occasionally spotted burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Antioch Premitive Baptist Church Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions creeping out of a manhole on a Ratcliff residential road around midnight.
A Megalosaurus can every so often be noticed reading a magazine down next to Adeline Springs very late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet was noticed playing a flute in a Ratcliff building.
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Ghost Sightings From Ratcliff
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Ghost Sightings From Ratcliff
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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