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A huge muskrat can regularly be witnessed down near Winsett Spring before sunrise looking.
Julius Ceasar may be distinguished very frequently drifting along on Colony Creek in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan canary has now and then been witnessed studying Hamilton Hollow in detail around midnight.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes is every now and then spotted pondering up on the peak of Round Mountain.
A drifting ghost is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances at Borrow Pit Reservoir Dam around midnight scaring folks. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to bump into around midnight.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant can from time to time be witnessed in a mirror in a Ranger building; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A Megalosaurus has often been observed in a trailer outside Ranger.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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