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These are some lies we made up about Rainbow.
An extremely large bighorn is from time to time spotted pulling a corpse over the grass in Happy Hill Farm Academy Baseball Field at midnight.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been seen on frequent occasions looking menacing near Fort Spunky Springs late in the night.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack gripping a big axe may from time to time be observed by Abby Bend staring irritably at the bystander. Locals who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Rainbow a long time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you would not want to run into before dawn.
An extremely large tapir has regularly been observed trying on a hat in a Rainbow building.
An enormous grizzly bear is repeatedly seen scrambling out from a drain hole on a Rainbow street on a dark night.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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