Progreso

 
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A very large oryx has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions in Alameda Park in the early morning hours reading a tabloid.

The alien commander of an alien spacecraft can frequently be made out strolling through a residence in Progreso.
    
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress has once in a while been distinguished traveling on a llama by the side of a highway in the vicinity of Progreso.

A lady with a sea-green face is every now and then perceived strolling through a building in the neighborhood of Progreso. One of the locals decisively says that this phantom enjoys startling unwise people who are bold enough to upset the tranquility in Progreso.

A massive ox may occasionally be spotted at a public phone in Progreso talking on the phone.

Rapunzel has often been perceived struggling to seize something beside a deserted road outside Progreso before sunrise.
 

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