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These are some lies we made up about Proctor.
A cyclop has purportedly been noticed on many occasions piling pebbles in Long Hollow late at night.
A headless female can every now and then be distinguished by Hopson Dam around midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a 10 foot high enormous person was seen struggling out from a drain hole on a Proctor street late at night. Several people close by have had equivalent sightings with a quite similar ghost.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto appeared in Copperas Creek Park after midnight burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A space alien from space was noticed at Baggett Creek before dawn tossing stones into the flowing water.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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