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These are some lies we made up about Princeton.
Julius Ceasar is regularly made out in an apartment in Princeton.
A space invader is known to have been made out on many occasions in a Princeton building.
A huge opossum may often be witnessed at Lewis Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing wrathfully at the onlooker.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy may be distinguished often howling at the observer to go away in Blue Ridge Park around midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus is every so often seen flinging rocks into the current at Big Branch at night.
A very large coati has been noticed on numerous instances staggering by a desolate highway close to Princeton.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may once in a while be witnessed showing up in a mirror.
The Ugly Duckling was witnessed having a seat on a sofa in a trailer outside Princeton.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady showed up right by Bonham State Park having a chicken drumstick. Several
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people in the vicinity have had matching sightings with a quite similar phantom. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Princeton. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien from planet
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Mars appeared in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
A giant doe was spotted gardening in the back garden of a building in Princeton.
A gargantuan donkey has often been seen by a man hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Princeton.
The ghost of a young woman clothed as a maid is frequently observed resting in a beanbag in a building in Princeton. No matter what, it is indisputably a creepy spirit that should be steered clear of.
The spirit of a young cowboy has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances seeking something by a lamppost in Princeton. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that is better not interrupted.
The Mothman may often be made out browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Princeton home at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may be made out repeatedly relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Princeton building.
A gigantic badger has
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every now and then been seen staring at people in a Princeton house through a peephole.
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Ghost Sightings From Princeton
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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