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These are some lies we made up about Premont.
Socrates is repeatedly perceived gazing across Jensen Pasture after midnight.
An extremely large oryx has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions on the apex of Jensen Trap after midnight looking at the panorama.
The ghost of a guy with a cross cut into his forehead can be witnessed often grasping a headbone in Ramada del Toro Creek. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Premont some time ago.
An martian traveler from the cosmos has once in a while been seen on a Premont residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic chipmunk is every so often seen gazing at a lady sleeping on a mattress in a home in Premont.
The Wizard of Oz can every so often be spotted trying on shoes in a Premont flat.
The ghost of the driver of a train has regularly been witnessed ascending out from a storm drain on a Premont residential road on a dark night.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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