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These are some lies we made up about Poteet.
An alien is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances slurping motor oil at Pax Lake Dam at night.
A colossal alpaca can repeatedly be made out in Upson Park late at night smoking a cigar.
An martian tourist from the cosmos may be made out over and over again in a deserted place close to Poteet.
The ghost of a grower sporting a hat has from time to time been witnessed in Purtle Hollow late at night trying to find somebody.
A space invader from planet Pluto is once in a while perceived drifting down on Positeus Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions trying to flag down cars along a murky highway near Poteet. People here who have noticed this spirit say this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Poteet long ago. Any which way, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you don't want to bump into late in the
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night.
An ET from another planet may sometimes be witnessed sending a parcel at a Poteet post office.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered dress was distinguished sipping regular from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Poteet. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional accounts of this
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precise ghost.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship came into view verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was present.
A giant lizard showed up walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a murky Poteet lane.
A female with a bottle-green face was witnessed watching cable in a Poteet living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those spirits that is seen repeatedly close at hand.
A huge seal has frequently been distinguished going through garbage container on a Poteet residential road.
A giant skunk is frequently witnessed on a Poteet residential road late in the night.
A sizeable frightening monster has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions suspended in the air like a blimp in Poteet.
The ghost of a delivery man can be perceived time and again looking at a guy slumbering in an armchair in a flat in Poteet.
An martian traveler from space is once in a while seen in a clothing store in the Poteet neighborhood.
A very large moose can sometimes be witnessed ascending out from a manhole on a Poteet avenue in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Poteet
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Ghost Sightings From Poteet
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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