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  A married unicorn couple can be seen having a domestic dispute outside Whataburger in Portland about getting their orders messed up again. If you happen to witness this just walk away. Don't get involved, she will ALWAYS go back to him no matter what.
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An martian explorer from the cosmos may be witnessed often hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Portland.
A sizeable scary beast has now and then been observed covering a corpse by a large rock in Baker Park late in the night.

A space invader from Pluto has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances looking at an old man snoozing on a couch in a house in Portland.

An alien from another world has regularly been witnessed gazing at the water by La Quinta Turning Basin late at night.

The phantom of an awfully burned lady is regularly distinguished at the stroke of midnight examining Donnel Reef in detail. One thing is for sure, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that any sane person would not want to run into.

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