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The spirit of a gentleman clad as a plumber has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances annihilating an object mid stream in Gardner Slough. One of the folks who live here firmly says that this phantom may well be a famous days gone by native of Pledger.
A woman with a semi see-through body can regularly be distinguished by Alligator Lake trying to find a book.
Ludwig van Beethoven has from time to time been observed trying to get cars to stop along a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Pledger.
A space alien from another galaxy has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances staring at the water by Baker Reservoir Levee around midnight.
An ET was observed dispatching a box at a Pledger post office.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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