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These are some lies we made up about Plano.
An old knight's armor lacking a person inside has frequently been spotted by Bowman Branch sobbing. Some of the folks who live here argue this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Plano some time ago. In any case, it's a terrifying spirit that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours.
A Brachiosaurus is often witnessed looking in A R Schell Park at the stroke of midnight.
A giant ox has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances in a supermarket in the Plano area.
An alien tourist from space can repeatedly be observed trying on socks in a Plano mobile home.
Thumbelina may be seen very often ascending out of a storm drain on a Plano lane before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Mars has every now and then been spotted snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Plano.
An ET from another planet is now and then spotted washing a bloody pillow in White Rock Springs at night.
A space alien
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has allegedly been perceived on a few instances by Box Lake Dam at midnight staring at the water.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has often been distinguished in a Plano secondary school before dawn strolling the hallways.
A gigantic wildcat is regularly distinguished in a trailer in the neighborhood of Plano.
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semi transparent guy outfitted as the captain of a ship has been distinguished on a handful of instances in a Plano area auto part store, marching the aisles. It's been claimed that this individual ghost likes scaring folks who are brave enough to disrupt the silence in Plano.
The ghost of a young guy dressed in a confederate uniform may frequently be witnessed going bananas in Cedar Hill State Park by the ranger station.
A very large sheep may be witnessed over and over again chucking pebbles at midnight on a park bench in Plano.
An martian tourist from another solar system has once in a while been seen sitting at a table in a Plano trailer stacking stones.
A huge quagga has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions walking through a home in Plano.
The Mothman was made out being carried by a llama by a road near Plano.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was spotted at a pay phone in Plano making a phone call.
A space alien from the cosmos was distinguished striding through
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a Plano vicinity graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Plano
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Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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