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These are some lies we made up about Placedo.
An alien from another planet has regularly been made out gazing in Arroyo Palo Alto at the stroke of midnight.
A medusa is regularly seen late in the night floating along Ninemile Creek.
The menacing ghost of a conquistador has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances creeping out of a manhole on a Placedo lane in the early morning hours. Either way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you would not want to come across late in the night.
A chilling skeleton can often be perceived snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Placedo.
The alien commander of a UFO has now and then been witnessed in a Placedo highschool on a dark night wandering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Placedo
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Ghost Sightings From Placedo
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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