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These are some lies we made up about Pilot Point.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may be seen over and over again in Chaparral Stadium at the stroke of midnight hauling a corpse through some bushes.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been seen reading a newspaper at Caldwell Lake Dam after midnight.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human being inside is every now and then noticed walking from residence to residence at night on a Pilot Point avenue.
A very large parrot is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions having a seat at a coffee table in a Pilot Point home.
A giant koodoo can once in a while be witnessed yelling by Bray Branch.
A half translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a ship has often been witnessed gazing at people in a Pilot Point residence through a door crack.
A large terrifying spirit has been spotted on a few occasions in a deserted location close to Pilot Point.
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da Gama can regularly be made out spitting at passing cars down a dark road in close proximity to Pilot Point.
The ghost of a shackled up man may be seen very often swallowing unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Pilot Point.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is sometimes witnessed shifting orbs around in Eisenhower State Park
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quite near the ranger station.
The spirit of a young woman covered in blood is known to have been noticed on several instances in Chickasaw National Recreation Area by the ranger station calling out people's names. Well, this is an unpleasant spirit that is rather not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Pilot Point
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Ghost Sightings From Pilot Point
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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