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These are some lies we made up about Pierce.
An ET from the Moon has from time to time been perceived at Roach Reservoir Dam very late at night calling out names of people.
A big menacing giant is occasionally made out in Friendship Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver across the ground.
A giant gorilla has been said to have been made out on several instances by Bosque Creek shouting at the witness to be off.
A menacing beast may now and then be seen searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Pierce trailer very late at night.
A massive capybara is repeatedly distinguished gazing at people in a Pierce flat through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Pierce
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Ghost Sightings From Pierce
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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