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These are some lies we made up about Petrolia.
An martian vacationer from another world can now and then be observed hauling a body from the cold water of Hay Creek late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has regularly been seen discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
A sizeable frightening dragon has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions looking at the water by Byers City Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
A glowing human character may regularly be seen in Lake Arrowhead State Park outside the park headquarters reflecting.
A space alien from another world can be made out time and again walking a Great Dane in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Petrolia residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Petrolia
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Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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