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These are some lies we made up about Penitas.
A giant squirrel was perceived pulling a corpse through some bushes in Hidalgo County Water District Number 16 in the early morning hours.
Vincent van Gogh showed up downing diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Penitas.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer came into sight on the shore of Edinburg Settling Basin smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was noticed by Penitas Lake Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her eyes was made out heaving bricks into the water at La Joya Creek late at night. The eye witness ran away immediately after he made out the ghost.
The ghost of a shackled up lady has frequently been witnessed walking a Collie around midnight on a dark Penitas street. A local woman asserts that this spirit enjoys frightening foolish people who come seeking spirits in Penitas.
A giant turtle has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances watching cable in a Penitas living room before sunrise.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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