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These are some lies we made up about Pearland.
A huge dromedary can sometimes be seen gazing at the water by Nelson Levee at the stroke of midnight.
A guy with a knife in his head was noticed burying a corpse by a big rock in 1776 Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the watcher became visible the ghost ran off. Whatever people express, it undoubtedly is a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
A gentleman's body having the head of a goat became visible looking at an old man slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Pearland. The arrival of the onlooker frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO was witnessed in a supermarket in the Pearland neighborhood.
An alien vacationer from space became visible crawling out of Hickory Slough drenched in filth before dawn.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword was made out smoking a pipe in Cedar Gully late in the night. The phantom spoke about revenging a killing. Whichever
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way, this is a bad spirit that you do not want to encounter at midnight.
An enormous reindeer has regularly been made out trying on socks in a Pearland flat.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose is regularly seen at night floating along on Cowart Creek. It's been said that this exact phantom enjoys frightening folks who come trying
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to find phantoms in Pearland.
A sphinx is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances scrambling out of a manhole on a Pearland road at midnight.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her heart may be made out very often playing a xylophone in a Pearland flat. In any case, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a bound up woman has once in a while been noticed in a Pearland highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the halls.
A massive fish is now and then observed in Brazos Bend State Park near the ranger station staring.
A gargantuan bighorn has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances in a building next to Pearland.
A woman gripping her head next to her arm may once in a while be perceived searching for a picture under a parked Toyota in a Pearland parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost has repeatedly been made out in a Pearland area hardware store, striding the aisles.
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extraterrestrial from Mars is often witnessed terrifying folks at midnight by a vending machine in Pearland.
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Ghost Sightings From Pearland
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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