Pattison

 
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A gargantuan moose was witnessed at Bell Bottom Creek at night hurling pebbles into the stream.

Ferdinand Magellan came into sight burrowing a gap by Bessies Bayou.
    
A body with a skeleton face sporting dark robes was seen demolishing a book down a secluded highway in close proximity to Pattison before dawn. The phantom saluted the eye witness. A number of folks argue this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Pattison.

A very large walrus was seen staying in a neglected house in Pattison.

A space invader from planet Neptune was noticed mounted on a motorbike on a dark highway near Pattison.

 

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