|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Pasadena.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished in a Pasadena flat.
An enormous bunny became visible at Berry Bayou before sunrise tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
The phantom of an old witch was seen marching alongside a desolate road near Pasadena. The witness ran away immediately after he made out the phantom. In any event, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Nicolaus Copernicus showed up soaring over Boggy Basin in the early morning hours.
A guy with a large hole through his upper body was noticed in Abshire Stadium - Deer Park High School around midnight covering a cadaver by a big rock. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else in attendance. It's been argued that this particular ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Pasadena local resident.
An martian traveler from another planet has regularly been made out at the
| |
|
stroke of midnight heading a guided exploration of Harrisburg Bend to a party of phantoms.
An ET from another world is repeatedly made out reading a newsletter in Big Gulch in the early morning hours.
A giant hamster can regularly be distinguished coming into view in a mirror.
A guy having the head of a devil has from time to time
| |
| |
been spotted seated in a beanbag in a home outside Pasadena. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while passing through Pasadena some time ago.
A colossal panda is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances very late at night pursuing a passing Jeep on a shady highway near Pasadena.
An alien may every so often be made out in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver distinguishing the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An alien vacationer from space has repeatedly been witnessed in Brazos Bend State Park quite near the ranger station attempting to verbalize something.
An enormous coati has been said to have been noticed on a few instances gardening in the side yard of a house in Pasadena.
An alien from deep space can repeatedly be observed by a man hiking along a trail next to Pasadena.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be seen very often relaxing on a bench in a house in Pasadena.
The
|
|
Wizard of Oz has occasionally been observed walking from flat to flat before sunrise on a Pasadena lane.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Pasadena
Submit a lie about Pasadena, Texas:
Other untruthful towns near Pasadena, Texas:
Galena Park, Texas, 3 miles away
South Houston, Texas, 3 miles away
Deer Park, Texas, 6 miles away
Channelview, Texas, 8 miles away
Pearland, Texas, 10 miles away
Webster, Texas, 11 miles away
Friendswood, Texas, 11 miles away
La Porte, Texas, 11 miles away
Highlands, Texas, 13 miles away
League City, Texas, 14 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Texas
|
Ghost Sightings From Pasadena
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
MORE JOKES
|
