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These are some lies we made up about Palo Pinto.
A space man from planet Mercury was spotted by Costello Lake Dam at night looking at the water.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief has repeatedly been distinguished hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Eagle Creek at midnight.
A very large mountain goat is frequently witnessed pointing at the witness up on Barber Mountain.
An extremely large okapi may often be made out exploring Bear Canyon in detail after midnight.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady may be noticed over and over again going berserk by Ballenger Bend. It has been argued that this individual ghost enjoys scaring people who have the nerve to disrupt the peace in Palo Pinto. Whatever people state, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Palo Pinto
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Ghost Sightings From Palo Pinto
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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